Evolution

If evolution really exists (which I don't think it does*) but if it did, I think I have evolved from a Woolly Mammoth.

Why else would I have more hair on the rest of my body than what I do on my head?

I see no need for the underarms or legs of nether regions to have any hair.

I spend way too much time, shaving & tweezing to get rid of it

Looks like it is time for another wax.... my skin twinges with the mere thought of it.....

*If man supposedly evolved from Monkies or gorillas or whatever, then why are they still around?