Friday 5 November 2010

How not to bake cupcakes

This is a post I have wanted to do for the last month and just haven't gotten around to it, so here it is:

Go to the shops to buy cupcake ingredients, unpack at home only to realise you forgot to buy them

Go to the shops the next day to buy cupcake ingredients, remember the ingredients.

Mix egg, water and milk. Open packet of dry ingredients, throw into bowl and add wet mixture..... To the icing sugar instead of the flour.

Throw on shoes, race to the shops and buy another packet of cupcake mixture just for the icing sugar because it works out the cheapest.

Get home, make 2 sets of cupcakes after carefully checking that you throw wet mix into correct dry mix
Pour warm water into icing sugar and watch as it crystalises into 1 hard ball of concrete

Throw instructions away and do your own thing

Sprinkle sprinkles on and watch as they bounce off
Pick sprinkles up from everywhere and stick them on 1 by 1

Present to QT next day for 8 month anniversary who promptly forgets to eat them after dinner and goes home

Eat all the cupcakes for dinner for the next few days
Wednesday 3 November 2010

My Life....

... Sucks.

New girl walked out on us disappeared without a word or backward glance on 25 October - I am now the PA and Marketing person. 0800-I-DO-IT-ALL (except get paid)

My baby is still missing

QT & I broke up last night

How am I going to get through this?