WOZA FRIDAY!

Yes People - it is finally Friday!

 Do you have exciting plans this weekend?

Make sure you get some sunshine and enjoy an ice cream!

I will be Christmas shopping - please send me more ideas!!

Happy Friday...er.. Thursday?

Um... I think I've lost a day!
I woke up all bright eyed and bushy tailed (believe me, this in itself is as rare as a Queen Elizabeth cracking a smile)
I decided to wear my very pretty pink top for work and as I bounded out of bed I froze in mid-air...
Where did Thursday go?

Dammit.... I hate work.

Help me shop for Christmas gifts

I have a dilemma - I always do around this time.

How to pick the perfect Christmas gifts.

Christmas is my favourite time of the year and I love to pick out the most perfect gifts for my friends and loved ones. Not necessarily the most expensive, but most definietly a gift that they love - not always the easiest task.

I am especially struggling with a gift for my boss and his wife and a colleague who has become a very close friend - he has given me so much support and guidance over the last year and a half an dis very cose to my heart - it is also his birthday on 13 December.
He likes wine and has a great sense of humour and is very down to earth.

My boss and his wife entertain alot and have pretty much everything they could possibly want.

I was thinking of getting my boss and his wife a "couples" gift.

Please help me with ideas!

Whimsical Spending

It’s that time of year where we all hold our breathe hoping to get bonuses.

Unfortunately being a mature responsible adult those bonuses generally go towards something … adult, and responsible.

I wish I could take that money and just spend it on anything I like!

What would I do with the money?


1. Go on a trip to Thailand and Singapore


2. Go Island hopping in Greece


3. Go for a hot air balloon ride


4. Buy a Guess purse


5. Buy a stunning sparkly dress


6. A whole day at the spa


7. Stay in the treehouses (with Jacuzzi) along the Midlands Meander


What would you do with your bonus?

Random Negativity

1. My housemate, she bothers me , frustrates me, irritates the crap out of me:



a. She slams doors


b. Leaves food to rot in the fridge


c. Is rude to my friends = ignores them even though she knows them


2. I get irritated by people who update Facebook with long- winded quotes – this is Facebook people! Not quote book!! I am part of Facebook to keep abreast of people’s lives and what they are doing, not the newest quote they have found on the internet.


3. I hate buying that stunning pair of shoes only to wear them once because they hurt m so much I can’t wear them again


4. Telemarketers who REFUSE to take no for an answer and force me to be rude to them.


5. Taxi drivers


6. Stubble on my legs


7. My housemate who slams doors – yes it is that irritating.

Me Me Me

I am doing something very selfish. I am fully aware of it, and know it isn’t very nice – but don’t want to stop.



I still miss Joe and luckily because I had ended it amicably, and he was mature about it, we were still able to remain friends.


Joe is very different from Scuba (and most of the male population) in that he is one of those rare types that:-


· Pays attention to when you are feeling ill and genuinely cares


· Offers to rub your feet because you have been walking so much


· Compliments your pretty shoes/dress/bag/earrings


· Notices when you do something different with your hair


· Buys you thoughtful little gifts just because


· Gives little hugs and kisses every now and then


I missed having that in a relationship with him and even though we have had several platonic coffee dates, it isn’t the same feeling of being totally and utterly adored when we were together.


Joe has this way of looking at me and I feel feminine and sexy.


He loves my curves and I don’t feel self-conscious with him at all.


Scuba was a gym baby who only ever ate healthy foods and I always felt fat and clumsy around him.


He never told me I needed to lose weight – actually always told me that I am a Hot sexy woman - but for someone so into his muscles and his body, I am sure he looked at me and thought I could lose a few kgs.


ANYWAY – Joe and I went on a picnic and he asked me if I wanted a kiss.


This is where I should have said No, instead I said yes and he gave me a delicious kiss.


I did this for no other reason than I like kissing him and I like feeling sexy when I am with him. (so sue me)


I enjoy spending time with him, but I doubt I am going to realise I made a mistake and go back to him.


There are some things about him that I just don’t see me tolerating for a long term period.


Example: He likes to tell me the entire story of a movie/book if I have not read/seen it, even if I want to read/see it, too late.


He moans about bad drivers or not so perfect plot in a movie and then proceeds to harp on and on about it.


Makes comments about things that are so far fetched and exaggerated but thinks it is funny. And doesn’t stop commenting.


I am being selfish and even though I have tried not to give him false hope – I am sure he is holding out with a small spark of hope….


I’m going to hell for this…


PS: The Tide of Doom arrived. WOO HOO!!