Friday 25 February 2011

Period Panties ladies?

Raggedy Fran

Evil Beaver

Aunt Flo

Get yours HERE

What will they come up with next?



Thursday 24 February 2011

Remember When - The Wonder Years

What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Ah that song brings back memories!


Kevin Arnold - Lead played by Fred Savage

Fred Savage was born July 9, 1976. he began acting at age 9 with Jay Underwood in The Boy Who Could Fly. At the age of twelve, he was cast the lead role of the series The Wonder Years. It became a good show, and on the pilot, he got his first kiss.


Paul Pfeiffer - Supporting role played by Josh Saviano




Despite Internet rumors, Saviano did not grow up to be Marilyn Manson. In fact, he graduated from Yale with a degree in political science before going on to get his law degree. He is currently an associate at a New York law firm. (and turned out to be not too bad looking)


Did you know?
Bart Simpson's best friend Milhouse Van Houten is based on his character from "The Wonder Years".


Winnie Cooper - supporting actress played by Danica McKellar




(She is gorgeous)


Danica McKellar made her breakthrough at the early age of 12. After that show ended, she went on to graduate Summa cum Laude from UCLA with a degree in Mathematics, and even proved a new math theorem, the Chayes-McKellar-Winn Theorem.

Since returning to acting, Danica became familiar again to audiences from her year-long turn as the sardonic, dry-witted Elsie Snuffin on "The West Wing" (1999) in its 4th season.



These guys have proven that being a child actor doesn't have to ruin you if you do it properly!



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Wednesday 23 February 2011

My nephew - Noah


I became an Aunty yesterday

I always say people are biased towards their own babies and family - but considering he is only a couple of minutes old - I reckon he is kinda cute!

I am not a baby person at all - but I will admit to being a bit excited now that he is suddenly here.

Will see him for the first time on Sunday.

Tuesday 22 February 2011

I like them young....

Imagine the scene:

Tee & I having coffee when Cutie from my past joins us. (haven;t seen him in 2 years)

Tee leaves and he and I go for a cocktail (or 3) I feel the hormones revving up and Cutie is looking irresistible.

BBM to Tee goes as follows:

Me:
Hormones - Tick
Cute Guy - Tick
Trouble  - Yes

Tee:
He is adorable

Me:
Yep, drinking cocktails, flirting with danger

Tee:
Flirting? Hell no! You are throwing a lasso around it's neck & wrestling it to the ground!

Me:
I love that line - I am tweeting it right now

Tee:
You are so bad - hope its been a long, hot, steamy session

Me:
Yes it has been

Tee:
I feel like a nun - even you and broken cookie gets more action than I do
So you are furthering his basic education then - you do-gooder you!
So its a Woo - without the Hoo
(for those of you unfamiliar with the PC games The Sims - you Woo-Hoo when you get "action - the bed rocks and everything!)
Oh well - at least you had fun even if you are Hoo-less


Oh boy and fun we had - it was nice to be made to feel sexy again. Even if it is a short term - nothing wrong with some harmless fun.

Monday 21 February 2011

Dear....

These emails have done the rounds - but I had to share them with you - they make me laugh:

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
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Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream...
What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed

Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin Mary

Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast


Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake


Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty