It is official

Watch out Thailand - here we come!!

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Booked & paid for.

I cannot wait - Tee & I leave on 25 October.

We make a 4 day stopover in Malaysia & then we are off to Phuket, Phi-Phi Islands & Krabi with the help of Contiki.

We are back in Jhb on 8 November.

I cannot wait - this is a well needed break (& another bucket list dream that I get to realise)

Although who knows what on earth I was thinking when I booked a holiday to a beach destination when I can hear my bikini shrieking in fear at the thought of having the impossible task of making me look presentable.

Guess I should get my mind right & start losing weight.....

Apparently I am funny...

... when I am drunk.

Hot sexy men Sangria is my weakness.

I have always been a cheap date & I love my sangria.

I find that when I am tired or run down or really stressed that alcohol affects me quicker.

Cue the other night. I was really on my ear when my friend M BBM'd me.

I don't recall too much of the conversation & immediately fell asleep after saying good night.

He tells me the other day that I had him laughing so hard he almost pee'd himself.

I recalled the history of the conversation:

M: Hey there - how you? Still working so hard?

Me: Hi! Still working like a dog - perhaps that is why I am a bitch?

M: You are not a bitch - stubborn tho! (he is correct)

Me: And drunk!

M: You gonna have a hangover on a work day...

Me: Nope. I get drunk, not hungover - I am a cheap date

M: Drunk on a Tuesday night - shame on you!

Me: Its been a hard days night - and I been working like a dog...

M: You type too fast - even for a drunk person. Get some sleep I will chat to you tomorrow.

Me: I can't sleep, my head is spinning

M: Right round baby right round like a... I cant remember the words

Me: Record baby right round

Yeah I like music & songs & sangria! :-p

I have rediscovered....

.... the joy of more episodes of Vampire Diaries & I am even more in love with Damon, Elena, Jeremy, Stefan and the rest of the cast (except Bonnie)

Oh no, not MORE rambling about Vampire Diaries!

Too bad! My pounding heart & vicious hormones are drowning out the sounds of complaint - I just can't get enough of them - I mean, look at these boys:

Do you blame me? 

I envy Damon & Stefan's intense love for Elena.
I want my very own Damon / Stefan or both.

I want a man to look at me with smouldering passion, intense love & heartswelling tenderness.
I want a man to wrap his arms around me & sink his teeth into kiss my neck.

I also want my man to have a sexy stomach (my weakness) and strong arms (he will need this should "chunky me" ever swoon at his feet & need his assistance to get back up & later to carry me over the threshold!)

If it hadn't been for the fact that I had been crying the day that Ian Somerhalder was at Sandton - 15minutes drive from me, I would have ditched my class and gone to stalk meet him.

The scriptwriters are brilliant - although I am not sure how much more suspense & twists & turns (& deaths) I can take!


 

saywhat?

doyoueverfeelthatyouneedtostopandtakeabreatheorelseyoumightnotmakeit?

Yes - that is me at the moment - hardly time to take a breather!

This past weekend went by in a blur, but it was so much fun!
I drove from the one end of town to the other & made some exciting plans (all will beexpanded upon in future posts)

The problem is that I am working so much that I feel guilty for neglecting my friendships, so the weekend is the only time I get to catch up with them!

I love my friends - but I do not have time for whinging & negativity - something I have picked up about myself as I get older - I cannot tolerate negativity.
I want to surround myself with laughter and fun.

I need to re-evaluate some of these friendships.....

Speaking of socialising - I am dying to host a party - and I mentioned on Twitter the other day that I wish we had more bloggers in Jhb (I follow alot of overseas ladies and most of my favourite bloggers are based in the Cape)
But I would love to have a masked party and invite all the Bloggers to attend and we could have fun guessing who everybody was!

When are you guys coming to Jhb?