I have been getting so aggro lately (Let's not explore the reasons behind this!) that I need to release some of this pent up energy!
Manners:
What is it with people who pick up their cellphone in the middle of a conversation and start checking their social media feed?
Did Ryan Reynolds announce his intention to marry the first girl who retweets him in the middle of dinner?
Or worse, they read their phone then proceed to laugh out loud. Are your friends that inanely uninteresting?
Stop being so darn rude! Remember your manners.
Consideration:
Since when did changing the toilet roll ever kill anybody? Or flushing the toilet for that matter. The whole toilet seat debate doesn't phase me, as long as I don't have to sit on a wet seat, I am happy.
Driving:
Don't flash your lights at me when I am driving in the fast lane over the speed limit to pass the car going at negative 10km an hour. Give me 5 seconds to move over.
As you are approaching a traffic light you slow down to a crawl only to speed up as it turns amber so that the car behind you is stuck. Moron.
Parties:
When you are invited to somebody's house and given a time to arrive, don't arrive an hour early. Respect your host/ess enough to allow them to get ready for the evening and make it an unforgettable event.
Phone calls:
When calling somebody and they don't answer; leave a voice message. DON'T phone over and over and over again. If I didn't answer the first time, I won't answer the next 5 times.
Oh and don't have an hour long conversation in front of friends - when you are out - about inconsequential things ("So... how is your day going?") - leave that for driving or when you are alone.
Oh and don't have an hour long conversation in front of friends - when you are out - about inconsequential things ("So... how is your day going?") - leave that for driving or when you are alone.
Interruptions:
If you can see that I am heavily concentrating on a task at hand (or a complicated spreadsheet) don't barge into my office and precede to bitch about something stupid. I don't care that they didn't say hello to you or that you have another imaginary sickness.
Have the foresight to book a meeting time with me. I'd also give you my undivided attention if you bothered to show me that courtesy.
Limp handshakes:
Limp. Handshakes. Enough said.
Phew! I feel better now. Who needs the gym?!
Have a Sunshiney Day!
Limp handshakes:
Limp. Handshakes. Enough said.
Phew! I feel better now. Who needs the gym?!
Have a Sunshiney Day!
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amen sister
ReplyDeletewho the hell arrives early? how dull are their lives!
Exactly! I'll write a book and instead of pitching early, they can spend time reading my book!!
DeleteUrgh! Just reading the first one is making my blood boil. Just how rude is that?? And I totally agree with the toilet roll one! In fact, I agree with them all, grrr!!
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