Housemate Needed

Superhot single girl looking for appropriate person to share a townhouse in Sunninghill with.

Successful applicant will be single, late twenties, early thirties, neat, must love cats, be an excellent cook, great at cleaning and have no issues. Please apply by sending a picture of your biceps...  or other feature you think might increase your chances of being the lucky winner... I mean sharer.

( Written by Tee!)

Yes, my HouseMate is moving out.
1st response?
WOO HOO

2nd response:
Holy Crap - I need to find someone to live with or else I have to move out as well & it is not that easy to find a pet friendly garden townhouse within my budget.

Wish me luck everyone!

HNAS

Hot. Nasty. Animal. Sex.

Does the trick every time.

My kind of advice!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single, or married man there is some woman tired of his bull!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.


14. If it has Tires or Testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Exciting Developments

For the past 2 nights I have been on the phone with MC until midnight - not discussing the ex, just everything else.

We are laughing like schoolkids, and getting to know each other.

This is the MC I know from the wedding, this is the MC I am losing my heart to!

He seems to be handling the breakup alot better and says my speeches have helped him.

Without sounding arrogant, I give very good advice on relationships - because I have had a few doozies myself and I always like to analyse them and look at the lesson I can take from all the bad experiences.

And I enjoy giving advice if it means I can help people.

The more I talk to him, the more I realise that he is the type of guy that is right for me.

I ask him all sorts of curveball questions and he has answered them so well.

I like to aks crazy questions like: What would you like engraved on your tombstone when you die?

The answer would say alot about a person and how they would liek to be remembered.

MC even ased me when I am coming to visit him in Durban.

We are making progress - I am taking it slow because he still has alot to get over, but I am hoping this is the beginning of great things to come!

Woza Friday!

"Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them."