The Secret to a great Orgasm

Bet the post title caught your attention!

Blog everyday in May - Day 2: Educate us on something you know alot about or are good at

I'm really good at a few things, but cannot use them for this post because:

1. How to give a good massage: You need an instinct and strong fingers and wrists 
2. The other is X-Rated!

So I will go with my 3rd option: 

How to make a gooood cup of coffee (and I do not mean using the Nespresso machine)

Put in your sugar and coffee and then add your milk.

Using your teaspoon, beat the living crap out of the mixture until it is frothy and bubbly.

Add the boiling water, a touch of cream, stir well and sprinkle with cocoa powder and a hint of cinnamon.

Oh.. and in case you were wondering...

Take a deep breathe in just as you are almost ... there.... (this will get blood flowing to all your nerve-endings and intensify your feelings as you topple over the edge)

Blog everyday in May - Day 1

I ramble alot.

I plan a blog post in my head, but when I get on here, I just babble until I get it all out of my system.

I feel like changing that. I enjoyed the times we used to do Photo Challenges, so now is the time to blog more!

I found this on Claudz's blog, who got it from Ellie Love who got it from Story of my life.

The "Blog every day in May" challenge

This way I can't ramble, because I have to blog 31 times this month!
Work has begun to take over my life again, so let's hope I can stick with this and get some balance back!

I have some catching up to do, so Let's Do This!

Day 1, Wednesday: The story of your life in 250 words or less 

In 248 words - This is me:

I grew up financially poor, but emotionally rich.

I grew up living on plots, where the Milky Way and stars were commonplace. I played with baby geese, and cows and chickens.

I’ve run away from a charging bull, picked plums off our trees and eaten so much my stomach aches. I’ve swam in the reservoir pretending it was a pool and I have played with cars in a sand heap so that my brother would indulge me in some Barbie playtime.

I’ve painted doghouses and made bullets with my grandfather and learnt how to knit & bake with my grandmother.

We’ve gone on roadtrips through the Karoo – a family of 4 crammed into a Fiat Uno (no aircon) – to stay with family on a farm in Hermanus with no electricity.

By sacrificing all they could, my parents helped me become successful in my own right. I have just bought my very own apartment.

I feel guilty. They still struggle financially & I worry about them every day.

I became a city girl at 19, was engaged when I was 20.

Ended the engagement at 21 and since then have been searching for True Love.

In the meantime, I drink cocktails, I read a lot of books, watch way too many Series, work even harder in a job that challenges me & beats me down. I have strange dreams.

I blog and take alot of photos … for 1 day when I am senile.

My motto is: No Regrets

The rest of the Challenge:
Day 2, Thursday: Educate us on something you know alot about or are good at. Take any approach you'd like (serious and educational or funny and sarcastic)
Day 3, Friday: Things that make you uncomfortable
Day 4, Saturday: Favorite quote (from a person, from a book, etc) and why you love it
Day 5, Sunday: Publicly profess your love and devotion for one of your blogger friends. What makes them great? Why do you love them? If you don't have blogger friends, talk about a real-life friend or even a family member
Day 6, Monday: If you couldn't answer with your job, how would you answer the question, 'what do you do'?
Day 7, Tuesday: The thing(s) you're most afraid of
Day 8, Wednesday: A piece of advice you have for others. Anything at all.
Day 9, Thursday: A moment in your day (this can be just a photo or both a photo and words)
Day 10, Friday: Most embarrassing moment (s). Spill. 
Day 11, Saturday: Sell yourself in 10 words or less
Day 12, Sunday: What do you miss? (a person, a thing, a place, a time of your life...)
Day 13, Monday: Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as serious or as creative as you want it to be.
Day 14, Tuesday: Ten things that make you really happy
Day 15, Wednesday: A Day in the life (include photos from throughout your typical day - this could be "a photo an hour" if you'd like)
Day 16, Thursday: Something difficult about your "lot in life" and how you're working to overcome it
Day 17, Friday: A favorite photo of yourself and why
Day 18, Saturday: Tell a story from your childhood. Dig deep and try to be descriptive about what you remember and how you felt.
Day 19, Sunday: Five of your favorite blogs and what you love about them
Day 20, Monday: Get real. Share something you're struggling with right now.
Day 21, Tuesday: A list of links to your favorite posts in your archives
Day 22, Wednesday: Rant about something. Get up on your soapbox and tell us how you really feel. (a pet peeve, a current event, a controversial topic, something your husband or roommate or neighbor or boss does that really ticks you off)
Day 23, Thursday: Things you've learned that school won't teach you
Day 24, Friday: Your top 3 worst traits
Day 25, Saturday: Something someone told you about yourself that you'll never forget (good or bad)
Day 26, Sunday: Something you read online. Leave a link and discuss, if you'd like.
Day 27, Monday: A letter to your readers
Day 28, Tuesday: Only pictures
Day 29, Wednesday: Five songs or pieces of music that speak to you or bring back memories. Use Grooveshark or YouTube to include them in the post
Day 30, Thursday: React to this term: Letting Go
Day 31, Friday: A vivid memory

Once upon a time... The End

Recently I met a really nice guy

I loved his cuddles.
I love his tickles so much that I sigh just thinking about it
He "got" my sense of humour because he is just as twisted as me
He has gorgeous eyes
He gets that 5 o'clock shadow which I find very sexy

I don't see him for 2 weeks
I return from Japan
Our Whatsapp conversations are noticeably different
I ask why
He calls to tell me... He met someone else

The End.

Onesie made for me!

I want need these! (No really.. I need them after destroying my clothes!)

Onesie PJs... these look so comfy and warm!!!

Available at Woolworths for R350.00... but do you think I can find one? NNOOOOO!!!

How to eliminate your entire wardrobe in just 1 stupid moment

5 years ago Alex bought me 1 of the nicest, most thoughtful gifts I have ever received for my birthday: A burgundy cashmere pashmina.

Firstly, it was the 1^st 100% cashmere item I had ever owned – luxuriously soft and so pretty and 2ndly, he ordered it overseas and had a pilot friend collect it and bring it back to SA with him.

Christina travels well because she is lightweight, but warm and she folds up small, which makes her easy to travel with.

On my recent trip to Japan, I took Christina for a chilly day. I also packed the only 6 outfits I have that actually still fit me.

In the middle of the week we stayed at a traditional Japanese hotel, requiring only an overnight bag.

I was running late the next morning and somehow left Christina behind at the hotel – 3 hours away from Tokyo.

I thought she was lost to me forever.

The hotel very lovingly wrapped her in bubble wrap and couriered her to me and she was back around my neck the next day.

Upon my return from Japan I literally just tipped my whole bag into the washing machine and pushed Start. I never took into account that the default setting on my new front loader is not the same as my old top-loader (cold wash)

My clothes were all burgundy! I shrugged and thought, ‘oh well, now everything matches’

I wasn’t going to be that lucky… the dye was not consistent!

But that wasn’t the worst of it… Poor Christina was a ratty, squashed string of her former self. The victim of a 2 hour; 60⁰C hot wash.

Now I have no more Christina and no more clothes that fit.

I guess that was the excuse I needed to go shopping…. And shopping I have!